I hope you'll forgive me if my August song is quite far-fetched. Actually it doesn't have "August" in its title and...it's in FRENCH!
But please bear with me, because this is a fun story:
In 1976, France's national rock star Johnny Hallyday (yes) released this song called "Les Chiens De Paille", which means Straw Dogs. The song was inspired by the Sam Peckinpah movie.
Well, this particular song instantly became an endless source of sarcasm, just because of its very first line:
"Elle était seule dans la maison, c'était fin août, début juillet"
"She was alone in the house, it was late August, early July."
The ominous tone in which he sings this seems to indicate he somehow never noticed that the month of July usually comes BEFORE the month of August.
Ok, this was probably poetic license from the songwriters...but you need to know that our Johnny was renown for his propension to speak absolute nonsense whenever he was interviewed. He was the king of WTF and a precursor to JC Van Damme in this sense.
(An exemple: In 1998 he had to cancel a long awaited stadium show because of a torrential rainstorm. The show was very high-tech, and playing the gig in these conditions was deemed a safety hazard. So the next day Johnny appeared on the national tv news (!!!) and apologized to his inconsolable fans, saying: "We are very sorry but you know, there's nothing you can do against technology.")
France loved him as a performer nonetheless, yet no occasion to make fun of him was missed. And this late August, early July song was no exception.